Tom Sizemore gave my computer Digital Herpes!

originally posted: November 12, 2005 - Saturday

I admit it I bought his sex scandal DVD

review here: (NSFW or Home or eyes for that matter)

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3156

I let my curiousty get the best of me and I tell you
it wasn't pretty. It was a train wreck set to porn.

Here us a synopsis:

1. He is covinced that the LAPD is out to get him. (if they weren't already they will be now since he wishes them all dead and "hopes they have lots of kids")
2. He loves prostitutes...
3. almost as much as drugs
4. He is an assman
5. He has a cache of bizarre sex toys
6. Whatever he is taking it causes him to sweat profusely
7. He has a tattoo right above his penis that reads either "Heidi" (as in Heidi Fleis)
8. He does not look good in spandex bicycle shorts with his butt crack showing

Purchasing that DVD from a unsavory site has wreaked havoc on my laptop, I have been bombarded with spam messages promising to make my non-exsistent penis hard, find me horny singles whores in my area (not looking) and surprisingly a few stock tips. I was also surprised to see that a South African member of Royalty wants to cut me a check for millions.

Moral of the story: If you don't have morals arm yourself with Mcafee, Nortons, Microsoft Anti-Spyware, Ad-aware, Pop-up Blocker, Kill Ad ....well nevermind I have all of those!

Get a Mac I am sure they have less problems than PCs.