The Steaming 40
1. What does your MySpace quote mean?
To Lazy to be Famous: Based on a true story. Kind of self explanatory
2. Elaborate on your default photo:
Anna Nicole Smurfette - she is the smurf that was kicked out of
the village for reason we won't go into (as per the terms of the confidentiality agreement)
3. Who is the first person on your top 8?
Suhweat
4. What's your relationship with the people in your top 8/10/12/16/24?
1. Suhweat - never met but she is funny and believes in
all important republican causes
2. Jade - I chose her simply because she is gorgeous. perfect hair, perfect features.
3. SickBitch - never met her but she seems almost as cool as me
4. Lady Z - married to .. 10. Modern day Ingrid Bergman
5. TurdFerg - she is me, with a college degree
6. Carlita - took over this spot when Billie disappeared for the 20th time
7. DeadLee - Homo hip-hop artist who is da bomb
8. Ed Gein - the only person I met in real life, hilarious guy
9. Charlie aka Cha-Cha - opinionated jerk....the male version of me
10. Patrick - married to .. 4 my most poetic friend
11. Sammy Sugar - I added him because he's good looking and will probably be a star
12. Smiley - I keep him on my top ten because he is cute....and to annoy him (I am sure he's rather not be there)
5. What exactly are you wearing?
6. What is your current problem?
I hate hearing other peoples problems so I will not answer
this question. Although I am sure all my issues are way more
interesting than yours.
7. What do you love most?
shopping
8. What makes you most happy?
shopping and getting a great deal
9. Are you musically inclined?
Oh heavens no
10. Which shoe goes on first?
zzzzzzzzz........boring
11. If you could go back in time, and change something?
I wouldn't have pulled the trigger and had to live a life on the
run. ok, that's bullshit. I guess I would have been nicer to some
people.
12. Ever have a near death experience?
several
14. Name an obvious quality you have:
sardonic wit
15. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Manitoba - Tapes & Tapes
16. Any celeb you would marry?
Provided he renounced his fagdom DeadLee
17. Who will cut and paste this first?
Billie
18. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Errol Flynn
19. Do you have a crush on someone?
Crushes require a heart. word.
20. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
of course
21. Been in a fight? physical?
Yes I was a scrapper
22. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
not that I remember
23. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
intestines
24. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
WTF what do you think? a beverage. This is a stupid questionaire
26. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
no I will leave that to the depressed teenage girls. boo frickin' hoo
27. Say something totally random about you?
I have a bird on my shoulder
28. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Some asshole said I looked like Tonya Harding (white trash ice skater)
when I wore my hair up...prick.
29. How old are you?
huh? whhhhat?
21. Do you wear a watch?
I own several but don't wear one...reminds me of my time in lock-up.
oh wait...that was bullshit I was never in jail.
22. Do you have anything pierced?
ears whoo hoo I'm a rebel
23. Do you have any tattoos?
oh heavens no
24. Do you like pain?
not receiving it
25. Do you like to shop?
yes yes yes
26. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
a short-action EMP 1911 with the serial numbers scratched off,
I'm hardcore. again, that was bullshit.
27. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
boring shit. bedding cat food ect
28. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
my friend
29. What is on your desktop background?
an image from threadless.com
33. Do you like redheads?
sure, I am one....as long as I keep up my appointments at the salon
34. Do you know any twins?
yes, and they are ALL weird! they have "twin speak"
drug habits or deformities.
35. Do you have any weird relatives?
all my relatives would answers yes...referring to me.
36. What was the last movie you watched?
A history of Violence
37. What was the last book you read?
A Hundred little Hitlers by Elinor Langer
38. Did you or do you go to college?
a few classes...but why bother when you can buy the shirts?
39. What is your favorite pair of trousers that you own?
Trousers? who says that anymore? Who wrote this? Peter Graves?
40. Is Geminat the coolest person on Myspace?
oh hell yeah!
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