50 of the most random questions ever:
1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
making/burning Mac & cheese
2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank?
yesterday
3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one store?
Over 3000. for a stupid gigantic TV I don't ever get to watch
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
of course
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
about a month ago
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yes
7. Do you have a car worth over $5,000?
yes
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
a couple of years ago for a wedding
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No
10. Are you popular?
I'm the most famous person you've never heard of.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Black Cherry Vanilla Coke
12. What was the last thing you mailed in the mail?
Netflix (I am boycotting Blockbuster)
13. Do you wash your car?
Hardly ever
14. Last fast food you ate?
burnt Mac & Cheese
15. Where were you last week today?
what is this, a fucking interigation?
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
yes
7. What bank do you use?
hello? Identity theft??? bite me
18. Do you own any land?
yes (the land my house sits on)
19. What do you want to be when you "grow up"?
Super Fly Cracker The Female Pimp
20. Your dream vacation?
Tahiti
21. Last boat ride you went on?
cruise in 99 or 2000 I forget
23. Are you in love?
everyday I look in the mirror
24. Do you have any single friends?
yes
25. Last play you saw?
"Movin' Out" but I preferred "Mama Mia"
26. Have you been to New York?
NO
27. What are your plans for tonight?
finishing this list goddamn it's taking forever
28.Last concert you went to?
I hate crowds. Concerts are for teens
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Where does Shatner live?
30. Ever go to camp?
no my mom was too cheap, which is for the best most camp kids were molested.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
"if Natalie spent as much time with her studies as she does entertaining the class she would pass World history" I guess that would make it a No.
32. What is your current GPA?
German Propaganda Archive?? What is this Nazi shit? back to the questions
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yes (Britney Spears Fantasy) give it a chance before you judge
34. Are you hungry?
no I am about to hurl from that effin Mac & Cheese
35. Where is your best friend located?
Arlingt....wait where is Shatner living?
36. Do you own a cowboy hat?
no but my Ameicanized illegal Mexican neighbors wear them with belt buckles the size of pumpkins.
37. Do you have a tan?
I am white as rice.
38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
been there done that.
39. Do you collect anything?
expensive electronic equpiment.
40. Is this quiz annoying?
si
41. Last time you got pulled over?
who cares, my claim to local fame is being pulled over for speeding in two different counties on the SAME DAY and getting no tickets! Not even a driver diversion program. My excuse? I was traumatized over my grandma's death and was running late to her wake. I wasn't really that late.....I just like to drive fast. sorry grammy.
42. Ever been arrested?
never (juvenille records are sealed)
43. Been to Mexico for Spring Break?
why? so I can be abducted and held for ransom? I know my family they would not pay up and I would end up like Maria full of Grace swallowing ballons of heroin or illegal fireworks.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
nada
45. Last time you drove somewhere?
today
46. Do you need to do laundry?
si senor
47. How many friends do you have?
I can count my real friends on one hand, but it is a freakish hand with 13 fingers.
48. Are you someones best friend?
of course
49. Are you rich?
I'm not broke, I don't eat government cheese. I would say I am comfortably numb..
50. What are you thinking right this minute?
T NasTy (the Mad Bulletin Boarder)
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