originally posted: June 11, 2006
My message goes out to mainly the 12 to 17 year old age group of the Myspace society.
You are young now without a care in the world and that is great right? sorta.
The funny thing about the internet is sometimes your words come back to haunt you. Proclaiming that you are a proud slut and your hobbies include "body shots", "handies" and tagging may prevent you from getting into the college or trade school you have your sites set on.
Here are some other suggestions:
If you are an outsider, an anarchist or a bully victim I cannot stress enough how important it is NOT to write in your blog about how cool it would be to blow up your school. Why not you ask? Because that would make you a dumbass and you know that the popular kids/bullies are reading your rambling words and are lying in wait to fire off your post to the 300 buddies on their friends list. And keep in mind that kids who who commit those crimes are usually sent to adult prisons and I can assure you that you will be VERY POPULAR in there.
If you are remotely attractive putting your first and last name is never a good idea. Have any of you watched Dateline? You may think that posting a picture of yourself in a bikini of shirtless is cute...but most people find that sluttly and well we all know how the middle/high school rumor mill works....I do, I started so many rumors myself...usually about myself....anyway that is beside the point. Try to keep your self portraits tasteful...better yet be mysterious. Make people pay for yout shots....wait wait...no wait til your 18 to do that.
Whatever....I'm just trying to help the myspace children....because as Pat Benetar says "Hell is for Children"
oh yeah....your welcome.
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