46 more questions.

originally posted: April 4, 2006



1. Song that always makes you sad?
"Popozao" - Kevin Federline

2. Last thing you bought?
Burrito Supreme

3. Last person you argued with?
My dog. the mofo thinks he owns the couch. but the bitch didn't talk back.

4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on?
who are you?

5. One of your stuffed animals names as a kid?
Teddy. and it was a bear. how original

6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?
oh, frick yea! I have all their shit and the itunes originals.
I feel whoever made this questionaire is not giving the BL's
the proper respect and I will find you and you'll regret your
little dig at them. you hear me? well see me...well...see my
words? oh you're an asshole hiding behind a lame myspace questionaire.

7. Favorite day of the week?
one day is no different than the next for me. But if I had to pick a day I would have to say Wednesday if only for the fine TV programing that occurs that evening.

8. Favorite Sundae topping?
Ambien

9. Did you take Piano lessons?
piano lessons? I grew up in the hood where we had to fight everyday for survival. This is emotional. My best friend (who was athleticly gifted) was shot in front of me by a rival gang...oh wait that ways "Boyz in the Hood" nope, no piano lessons.

10. Most frequently song played on your I-tunes?
"just a girl" by No doubt with "Number 1" by Goldfrapp coming in a close second.

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?
I make no secret of any of the programs I watch, I adore reality TV. No secrets here...oh what the fuck...Charlie Rose.

12. would you rather play basketball or hockey?
Okay I am white (or blue), female and don't want to break a nail so I choose neither.

13. Date someone older or younger?
This will piss off my husband, several of my boyfriends and that guy from the mall but I'll say older.

14. One place you could travel right now?
Our Nations Capital, that would be Washington D.C.

15. Do you use umbrellas?
rarely, why risk electrocution. Speaking of Ted Bundy...I'll take this moment to give a shout out to my nigga Ann Rule...holla!

16. Do you know all the words to the canadian national anthem?
no, but I know it includes the words: Gretsky, Moosehead and Eh?

17. Favorite Cheese
Government

18. The Smiths or the Cure?
The Cure, all the way!

19. do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes (guys too)?
Brunnettes I guess...shit I am only at number 19? I should be getting paid for this!

20. best job you ever had?
Underaged Lemonade Vendor

21. did you go to your high school prom?
No I couldn't find a sitter for the kids.

22. perfect time to wake up at?
10 am - no 11 am - no noonish

23. perfect time to go to bed?
precisely at midnightish or maybe at 3

24. do you use your queen right away in chess?
are you calling me a dyke?

25. have you been in a car accident?
I was no where near the scene and can't be charged so f*ck off wanka

26. closer to mom or dad...or neither?
:::flashback:::: coat hangers! the dreadful coat hangers!
papa can you hear me? no? oh that's right you died! thanks
for bringing up those pleasant memories Dr. Phil!

27. what age is this exciting life over for you?
I am surpassing the predictions of the "Ye Ole Biorhythm Machine" at Shakeys. It said I would be dead in the mid 90's

28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager in?
probably in the 70's because it was all about hair and fashion.

29. favorite shoes you have EVER owned?
Janzen bo-bo's. You can't go wrong with canvas.

30. do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?
My Vice Principals underwear.

31. were you in track and field?
in Junior High....but high school was err... high school. Hell, we had a smoking court. who could run with a marlboro hanging out of your mouth?

32. were you ever in a school talent show?
yes. and some little bitch who knew a few ballet steps beat us. but we got way more applause than that biatch! it was all about politics...and that was elementary school.

33. have you ever written in a library book?
Yes and I make it a point to drive to the public library and deface atleast 12 books a week to keep up the tradition.

34. allergic to?
allergy medication...isn't it ironic?

35. favorite fruit?
Tie: apples and Ryan Seacrest

36. have you watched sex and the city?
guilty.

37. baseball hat or toque?
thanks for wasting my time I had to look up "toque" on Wikpedia.org. trying to look smart? Back to the question, neither I don't want "hat hair"

38. do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
first I make sure none of the cons are eyeing my prize. huh? err shampoo

39. wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
no you lubricate it dumbass...huh? wait damn toothbrush?

40. pen or pencil?
I am noticing the questions are getting as lame as my responses. pencil.

41. have you ever gambled at a casino?
on both coasts.

42. have you thrown up on a plane?
Yes, Oceanic Flight 815 but hey I was sitting next to a guy name HURLey.

43. have you thrown up in a car?
in, on and around.

44. have you thrown up at work?
not that I know of.

45. do you scream on roller coasters?
like a banshee

46. how many times a day roughly do you go on myspace?
I gingerly sign on one or twelve hundreds times a day.