25 pointless questions
These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, and then REPOST the bulletin:
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was behind you?
store security....always tryng to keep a sista down!
2. How much cash did you spend yesterday?
gas - 18 bucks / grass - Organic Salvia Divinorum ( I heard that parents are up in arms about this alternative and legal form of marijuana so I had to buy it before it was outlawed) 8.00 / Burrito Supreme and nacho's from Taco Hell 4.00
3. What's a word that rhymes with mist?
bucket.
4. Favorite planet, which you would live at, if you could?
In the words of Modest Mouse...The Third Planet. Why would I want to live on another planet when I already have a bunch of (illegal) Aliens living three houses down?
5. What is the last band shirt you wore?
Lynyrd Skynyrd (that was bedazzled to boot) Yee haw!
Steve & Barry's rocks! Where else can you buy an entire wardrobe for 50 bucks.
6. What do you think of yourself?
I think that I am witty, charming, unforgetable, intelligent,
honest, hard working, modest and a total BS Artist who would think nothing of lying on these pointless questionaires.
7. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Blue Suede Converse John Varvatos slip on's - yes I am even too lazy to tie shoes.
8. Night light or pitch black?
can't sleep without background noise. The TV is my nightlight.
9. What do you think about the (previous) person who took this survey?
She is one SICKBITCH.
10. If you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Keifer Sutherland...provided we use a dental dam.
11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching my soaps on Tivo.
12. What's something that you say a lot?
If my Aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
13. Last furry thing you touched?
Bea Arthurs back....kidding! My Dog Sammy.
14. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Film?
I have some old 110 film in a drawer for high school but I am not sure whats on it. you know...sins of the past and what not.
15. Favorite age you have been so far?
10
16. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"you senile old cat when are you going to die?"
17. How do you like your eggs?
fertilized
18. Do you like someone?
umm...like I am totally over 13 so I refuse to answer this one.
19. Last song you listened to?
All These Things That I've Done - The Killers (want to hear it? go to
my site)
20. What time is it?
9:20 pm EST
21. What's around you?
Bills, Remotes, brush, water, easter candy, medication, a scripto lighter, lotion, candles phone....this is gonna take too long.
22. What are you wearing?
fuck off perv.
23. What did you do yesterday?
worked, shopped, did errands and uhh the rest is sketchy but I remembering waking this morning up in a motel 6 face down in a pool of my own vomit. ok ok the last part was bullshit.
24. Last bed you sat on?
a microbe infested Motel 6 bed with 6 Asian business men...okay more BS....I sat on my own microbe infested bed.
25. What should you be doing?
Taking a shower I reek of cut grass...I had to mow the lawn today... like a goddamn commoner!
I am adding a question to this quiz:
26. What is your overall opinion of this questionaire?
underwhelming.
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