FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY

originally posted: 4-27-07

FORTY QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED IN A SURVEY

1. Do you know anyone in prison?
no

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
no, I'm grown.

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
about a week ago

4. Do you have a desk in your room?
yes...two of them

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
not intentionally

6. What kind of car insurance do you have?
I use Allstate. after, all former President David
Palmer from 24 recommends it.

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
no, I like to say I am named after the only wood that
doesn't float.

8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?
yes

9. Do you throw up gang signs?
lets see....I am a white girl living in a town
with about 40some gangs? hell to the no.

10. Have you ever broken a rib?
my own? no.

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
this is a stupid quiz.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
Besides myself? one of my nieces I won't name names but
she is so charming she can get away with it

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
hmmm let me ponder this...money

14. Have you ever had sex in church?
I was three years old and it wasn't consensual...
he said I was pressuring him. (kidding)

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine??
no

16. Do you watch the Grammy's?
No, Grammy died many years ago she had
the old-timers disease.

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
Hell to the no. I prefer to hide behind my computer and
complain.

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship:
ongoing

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?
20 years, provided that they have a hefty insurance policy and have me listed as the beneficiary.

20. Have you ever had a eating disorder?
no and I don't understand the Karen Carpenters and Nicole Richies of the world and have a hard time drumming up sympathy for these drama queens. If you want to die, die.

21. Do you have a porn collection?
yes. Reality Porn: the Tom Sizemore video, a
2 part series XXX skank fest/ girls gone wild rip off
I won't even mention the contents.

22. How many proms have you been to in your life?
Zero.

23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?
I had a Peruvian boyfriend when I was a teenager...who failed
to mention he had a wife and a couple of kids...

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
The birth of Natalie is a holiday in itself.

25. Are you old enough to vote?
Yes

26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now???
Well there was that soldier that I adopted and sent a
care package to but since he didn't write a thank you
note to me, he is no longer in my world. A war is NO excuse for a lack of proper etiquette.

28. Do you worry about global warming?
I am sure I will be dead by the time Antarctica
turns into a tropical inferno so...not so much.

29. Do you like polar bears?
I did until that stupid baby Polar Bear Knut became
such a media whore.

30. Have you ever been cheated on?
who hasn't?

31. What kind of birth control do you use?
What kind of birth control do you use?

32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?
weed, pot, M.J. yes I remember the 80's

33. Are you an atheist?
I hate that word. Believing in nothing is still believing in something.

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
Oh heavens no...

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
My childhood dream was to be an Astronomer because it seemed like an easy job. I am not working now, BUT I have hours to devote to TV and daydreaming about Homosexual rap star DEADLEE so I think things worked out great.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
No.

37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?
gold digger? your soaking in it!

38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?
I am not a country girl.

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
a 2006, a 1991 and a 1986. and not to brag I also have
a push lawn mower AND a riding lawn mower. Holla.

40. Do you floss daily?
Oh heavens no






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