product reviews Ambien CR , Tramadol, Lift Off , and Correctol

originally posted: March 10, 2006 - Friday

I have decided to implement a Product review section on my blog. to help you the consumer with product selections. I will only review products that I have used (and in some cases abused)

Note: Proceed with caution! In the matter of prescription medications I recommend you go to your doctor or a reliable overseas internet doctor, and do not exceed the recommended dosage.

Product	Image	What they say / What I say
Ambien CR (controlled release)		use for occasional sleeplessness. My Review: I took a coupon (found in my Soap Digest) to my doctor and he wrote me a prescription for 3 refills. It was awesome! Or so I thought. This is not the same Ambien I took before. My advice to anyone thinking of taking this: once you take it GO TO BED. One evening I didn't and decided that I wanted a candy bar. I drove to CVS and went on to buy over 40 bucks of various chocolate products. What is frighting about this is that I have no recollection of this event occuring until the next day. My only clue was a receipt in my pocket showing all of the purchases I made that evening...or morning it was after midnight after all. I can only imagine what those cashiers thought of this mad woman grabbing chocolate covered pringles, ice cream and candy bars. They must thought I was some lunatic bulimic on a bender. The new Ambien CR is a calk walk compare to the original. In my opion the CR stands CRap!
Tramadol / Ultracet		for moderate to sever pain My Review: My husband was prescribed this for something....I forget what, but naturally I confiscated it since I was suffering excruciating pain of my hangnail. Don't feel bad for him though I let him have my advil. The medication works. really, really well. The only drawback is if anyone tries to ruin your *peaceful easy feeling* you turn into Naomi Campbell and start raging out.. This medication is nothing compared to the magical "P's" (Percocet and Percodan) but it helps you overcome the trauma of hangnails.
Herbalife Lift Off		effervescent energy drink dietary supplement, a first-to-market, sugar-free, zero-calorie, effervescent energy drink in a dissolvable tablet form. My Review: okay I got roped into buying this product from an overzealous herbalife salesman who would not take no for an answer. He insisted I taste a sample of this miracle product. One drink and I would hooked. It helped me recover from my morning Ambien hangover! It was a miracle tablet to me, you just pop it in a bottle of spring water and you are buzzing like a honeybee. However, today I learned that each table has 75 mg of caffeine, and I drank 4 of them today! WTF! I'll get some sleep by Saturday I'm sure. Taken in moderation I'm sure this is a helpful product.
Correctol		"for gentle overnight relief my review: GENTLE OVERNIGHT RELIEF MY ASS!"

Stupid fucking anorexic imbeciles

originally posted: 5/13/2006

OK this is officially a rant and it will probably be an unpopular one. Frankly I don't care.

Below you will see a bulletin from someone on my friend list and it repulsed me so much I had to make a entry about it. I can't bring myself to feel sorry for these self-involved drama queens. They KNOW they will die so what gives? What posseses a person to starve themself. You don't see this shit going on at this proportion in other countries, right? Maybe, but I am not going to the research. Instead of having special rehab centers for these girls (and guys) who most likely go at the behest of their parents and usually revert to their old ways, I think they should be sent to a place that has actual famine like Malawi. But no they make it through rehab and log on the internet where they can pal up with the other misfits on the internet who call themselves "Pro-Ana's". They have Pro-Ana sites on Myspace.com. Oh I wish Microsoft comes out with a virtual smack program.


Here is what has me up in arms:

From: Zaraphel
Date: May 12, 2006 10:41 PM

Totally disturbing and utterly disgusting!
you'll be dead before your thin enough.













































Girls:

Stop calling each other fat.

People take that seriously.

And this is what can happen!!



Guys:

You call a girl fat.

You tell her to loose some weight.

But is this attractive to you?

I didnt think so.



SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

Message for the myspace kids

originally posted: June 11, 2006

My message goes out to mainly the 12 to 17 year old age group of the Myspace society.

You are young now without a care in the world and that is great right? sorta.

The funny thing about the internet is sometimes your words come back to haunt you. Proclaiming that you are a proud slut and your hobbies include "body shots", "handies" and tagging may prevent you from getting into the college or trade school you have your sites set on.

Here are some other suggestions:


If you are an outsider, an anarchist or a bully victim I cannot stress enough how important it is NOT to write in your blog about how cool it would be to blow up your school. Why not you ask? Because that would make you a dumbass and you know that the popular kids/bullies are reading your rambling words and are lying in wait to fire off your post to the 300 buddies on their friends list. And keep in mind that kids who who commit those crimes are usually sent to adult prisons and I can assure you that you will be VERY POPULAR in there.

If you are remotely attractive putting your first and last name is never a good idea. Have any of you watched Dateline? You may think that posting a picture of yourself in a bikini of shirtless is cute...but most people find that sluttly and well we all know how the middle/high school rumor mill works....I do, I started so many rumors myself...usually about myself....anyway that is beside the point. Try to keep your self portraits tasteful...better yet be mysterious. Make people pay for yout shots....wait wait...no wait til your 18 to do that.


Whatever....I'm just trying to help the myspace children....because as Pat Benetar says "Hell is for Children"



oh yeah....your welcome.